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So, yeah, they have speed limits for a good reason as this woman and her boyfriend soon discover. ***WARNING*** It gets a bit graphic. 1) Just out chillin’ with my Bae. Enjoying an afternoon drive. Tee Hee. 2) Hey, let’s kick it up to 180 KM (roughly 112 MPH). This
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I guess maybe we could wipe out starvation if we took his advice. But I think most people would rather just go ahead and starve to death.
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As we all know, Craigslist is a goldmine for insane stuff. This guy put up one of the weirdest ads of all-time. I can’t imagine he got any real responses, but you never know these days. CL ad transcript: I want a big beautiful Mexican lady here in Detroit to
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Firefighters were called out to a field in Northamptonshire, England after a cow got its head stuck in a green lawn chair. “Not a clever mooooove,” one Twitter user said. “I’m not sure why it did it,” the cow’s owner said. “It’s never wedged its head in an lawn chair before. It’s
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BOONE COUNTY, West Virginia — Margaret Allen has raised 14 kids of her own, but none has given her a grandchild she so desperately wants. (Photo courtesy of Anthony Allen) “I’m not sure why my own kids won’t breed. Shame on them,” Allen told Baptist Valley News. “But God always
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TAMPA, Florida – Ashton Black said he was just a normal guy working at Ace Cash Express when The Devil approached the counter where he stood late one night. “Satan was about 10 foot tall, had huge 12 inch horns, was red,” Black said. “He told me he wanted to
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ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico – On July 11, police said a homeless man was sleeping alongside a road when a couple drove by in an SUV and threw fireworks on him, setting him on fire. Now, police have arrested 31-year-old Joshua Benavidez and 31-year-old Irene Enriquez for aggravated battery with great
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We were alerted to an interesting Facebook conversation by one of our readers. We reached out to Shelly about her plan to use her father as a sperm donor and she surprisingly agreed to chat. First, here is the Facebook conversation thread we saw… apparently this is just the latest
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I was going to add paragraph breaks and punctuation, but instead decided to give you this Facebook status update written exactly how the author intended. Transcription: Ok Facebook I’m saying a lot of things going on about the Confederate flag. I’m going to be the first one to tell you that
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Like eating a lot? Hate dieting? Exercise a bother? Now you can pound those 20 Big Macs worry-free thanks to the AspireAssist®. This device literally sucks the food from your stomach before the food is processed into calories. Here’s how it works: You have a permanent hole cut into your
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