I’m sure her inbox was flooded with inquiries. Ad reads: USED LACEY PANTIE THONGS Recently had a lap band and can no longer fit into them, only worn about 12 times each. My washermachine is currently broken so I suggest you rewash them if buying to be safe. I’m asking

Several great Florida Man misadventures this week. We started with the 91-year-old man who shot at landscapers for getting grass on his car. Now we have this one. Jason Tackett, 38, tried suffocating his live-in girlfriend after he caught her reading her ex-boyfriend’s obituary. The couple, who have only been