Robert Panel feels women should be LEGALLY required to wear dresses. Obviously, there isn’t a lawmaker in the United States who would get behind legislation forcing women to wear dresses, but this is what he wants to see happen anyway. We talked to Mr. Panel via Skype to discover the reasons why he holds this belief: 1. Women Look Sexy In

Every day Facebook provides us with facepalming idiocy. I have no idea what the kids are wearing these days, but I do know you can’t go to school dressed liked a trashy stripper. In case it’s hard to read on mobile, here is a transcription of what she posted along

SARASOTA, Florida — According to police, Reliford Cooper III, 26, was arrested in Manatee County after a deputy saw him speeding. The deputy attempted to pull Cooper over, but he took off, swerving into oncoming traffic, driving into two ditches. The car eventually stopped when he ran into a house.

Every day social media is filled with so much stupidity that we have a tough time choosing which to feature for all of us to laugh at. This girl posted an ad (visible below) on Facebook auctioning her boyfriend off. This winner gets him for 24 hours. Bidding starts at

BOONE COUNTY, West Virginia — Margaret Allen has raised 14 kids of her own, but none has given her a grandchild she so desperately wants. (Photo courtesy of Anthony Allen) “I’m not sure why my own kids won’t breed. Shame on them,” Allen told Baptist Valley News. “But God always

Craigslist is an endless source of bizarre entertainment. A reader recently sent us this creepy gem. *Transcription below. Transcript: Hi, I’m Jerry. I’m 48 and 1/2 years old, 6 ft tall, semi-attractive, have pretty eyes, employed in the meat industry. I am looking for a pregnant woman to move in with

We mostly deal with dumb criminals and social media idiots on our website. But we found this story so damn bizarre we had to share it. Enjoy. 🙂 BELFAIR, Washington — Nancy Hoggert told Big Foot Tracker that she and the infamous bigfoot have been in a sexual relationship since

I was going to add paragraph breaks and punctuation, but instead decided to give you this Facebook status update written exactly how the author intended. Transcription: Ok Facebook I’m saying a lot of things going on about the Confederate flag. I’m going to be the first one to tell you that

I admit, I don’t watch many wedding videos, none actually. But I stumbled upon this pathetic white trash Juggalo wedding video and couldn’t take my eyes off it. You’ll hear Insane Clown Posse playing in the backdrop. You’ll see the couple married in about 60 seconds by a fat man in Juggalo face

MELBOURNE BEACH, Fla. WFTV received multiple emails about the photo of a tattooed Florida hipster sitting on top of a sea turtle on Melbourne beach. It is illegal to ‘haze’ protected animals and especially stupid to allow somebody to take photos of you doing so as they’ll obviously end up all over social