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Okay, this is Not Safe For Work. If your boss happens to be walking by and you need a quick out, CLICK HERE. Now, onto these gross lovebirds… at least go into the bushes, you idiots!! It’s BROAD DAYLIGHT. Have some shame!! Children could be watching!!
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AVON PARK, Fla. — A 91-year-old man, Max Horton, has been charged with attempted murder after threatening to kill and shooting at a landscaper who apparently got lawn clippings on his his white 1987 Cadillac, according to Highlands County Sheriff’s Office arrest report. Horton yelled at the landscaper, “That’s a
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If you’re going to do this at your job in a public place, you deserve to get humiliated on the Internet.
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Firefighters were called out to a field in Northamptonshire, England after a cow got its head stuck in a green lawn chair. “Not a clever mooooove,” one Twitter user said. “I’m not sure why it did it,” the cow’s owner said. “It’s never wedged its head in an lawn chair before. It’s
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BOONE COUNTY, West Virginia — Margaret Allen has raised 14 kids of her own, but none has given her a grandchild she so desperately wants. (Photo courtesy of Anthony Allen) “I’m not sure why my own kids won’t breed. Shame on them,” Allen told Baptist Valley News. “But God always
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SMITH COUNTY, Texas — In July, a Smith County judge sentenced Josten Bundy to get married to his 19-year-old girlfriend, Elizabeth Jaynes, as part of his probation, which also included writing Bible verses and getting counseling. Above: Bundy and his girlfriend Bundy found himself in trouble after an altercation between
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A heroin junkie showed up at this guy’s house and wouldn’t leave. She then got the idea to maybe hit him with some pepper spray. That’s when they stopped her.
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Most folks would have just called the police, but this is a funnier way to get a drunk redneck to leave your property.
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SPOKANE, WA — The Spokesman-Reviews reported Thomas Kammers, 42, is being held in the Spokane County Jail on a $5,000 bond after he was pulled over Monday afternoon near North Stevens Street and West Houston Avenue. Kammers 1992 Honda was observed traveling on a completely flat tire with expired license
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PORTLAND, Oregon — Joe and Melinda Strawn have been happily married for thirty-two years, but last year Melinda confessed to her husband that she was a lesbian. “I wasn’t always a lesbian,” Melinda told Portland Underground. “I just sorta became slowly attracted to other women. I think the change possibly started when
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