SPOKANE, WA — The Spokesman-Reviews reported Thomas Kammers, 42, is being held in the Spokane County Jail on a $5,000 bond after he was pulled over Monday afternoon near North Stevens Street and West Houston Avenue. Kammers 1992 Honda was observed traveling on a completely flat tire with expired license

BOSTON – There has been a huge demand over the years from pet owners to keep puppies and kittens cute and little forever. Sizere Pharmaceuticals of Boston have stepped up to fill that demand. For over ten years researches at the company have been developing a drug that successfully eliminates growth hormones in canines and felines. After

SARASOTA, Florida — According to police, Reliford Cooper III, 26, was arrested in Manatee County after a deputy saw him speeding. The deputy attempted to pull Cooper over, but he took off, swerving into oncoming traffic, driving into two ditches. The car eventually stopped when he ran into a house.

SANTA MONICA — Saffron Jones is taking a street psychic to court for making “horrible predictions” that she says changed her life forever. Jones found the street psychic, Monica Star, on Santa Monica Pier seven months ago and paid her $3 for what she thought would be a fun and positive

Craigslist is an endless source of bizarre entertainment. A reader recently sent us this creepy gem. *Transcription below. Transcript: Hi, I’m Jerry. I’m 48 and 1/2 years old, 6 ft tall, semi-attractive, have pretty eyes, employed in the meat industry. I am looking for a pregnant woman to move in with

Okay. I guess we should probably label this NSFW-ish, so if your boss is just now walking by… click here and you’re safe. Looking at the photos from this photo shoot, I went from… c’mon, idiot, you don’t have your young son in sexy photos with his mom or ANYONE….

DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. – A Daytona Beach man, Ronald Lynn, 52, was arrested Tuesday morning telling police he had an “addiction to liking kids.” Lynn admitted he had downloaded child pornography on many occasions and shared photos and videos with other pedophiles on peer-to-peer file sharing programs. Police seized computers, DVDs,

LEE COUNTY, Fla. — A Florida Man, 44, was arrested after he was busted on surveillance video bumping into the back of a patrol car and ‘boogie dancing’ on the SUV’s roof while Hall & Oates’ “Rich Girl” and Supertramp’s “Goodbye Stranger” blasted from his car. According to a police

SACRAMENTO, California — Sheryl Anderson, 44, said she wants the State of California to send her Ken Doll to prison for domestic violence. She has owned the Ken doll for two years and claims the male Barbie doll has a severe drug and alcohol problem and frequently “scratches her” when angry. “Ken gets absolutely loaded on Bud Light and marijuana and just

By Kelly Broich Originally published as satire on Moron.com in 2015 Republished here to reflect original authorship and public record JACKSONVILLE, Florida – Geoff Gaylord, 37, entered the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office earlier today and turned himself in for killing his imaginary friend — Mr. Happy. Gaylord told officers he had