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New York woman sues 12-year-old nephew over hug that broke her wrist
A Manhattan woman is suing her 12-year-old nephew after he jumped into her arms welcoming her to his eighth birthday party. Jennifer Connell, the aunt, claims her nephew acted unreasonably as his exuberant welcoming went too far, knocking her to the ground and breaking her wrist back in 2011. Connell
This Woman Had an Abortion For A Nose Job
Everybody has different opinions on abortion and we can respect that, but this superficial hooker put a nose job above her unborn child’s life. Josie Cunningham, 25, is a British wannabe pornstar who had an abortion at 12 weeks after doctors refused to perform a nose job while she was
Woman Files Lawsuit Against Psychic for ‘Horrible Predictions’
SANTA MONICA — Saffron Jones is taking a street psychic to court for making “horrible predictions” that she says changed her life forever. Jones found the street psychic, Monica Star, on Santa Monica Pier seven months ago and paid her $3 for what she thought would be a fun and positive
80-Year-Old Woman Praying To Get Pregnant
BOONE COUNTY, West Virginia — Margaret Allen has raised 14 kids of her own, but none has given her a grandchild she so desperately wants. (Photo courtesy of Anthony Allen) “I’m not sure why my own kids won’t breed. Shame on them,” Allen told Baptist Valley News. “But God always
Judge sentences East Texas man to get married or face jail time
SMITH COUNTY, Texas — In July, a Smith County judge sentenced Josten Bundy to get married to his 19-year-old girlfriend, Elizabeth Jaynes, as part of his probation, which also included writing Bible verses and getting counseling. Above: Bundy and his girlfriend Bundy found himself in trouble after an altercation between
Man charged after giving a ‘wet willy’ to a 4-year-old boy
SHELTON, CT — You don’t come across many off the wall crimes in Connecticut, but this right up there with something out of Florida. Police reported that 34-year-old Michael Migani put his finger in his mouth and then stuck it into the ear of a 4-year-old boy, in front of
Man planned to assassinate president with a slingshot
MADISON — Brian Dutcher, who was arrested by the Secret Service for making written and verbal threats to kill President Barack Obama during his visit to La Crosse last week, planned to carry out the assassination with slingshot, a federal agent testified Thursday at a court hearing. Dutcher, 55, of
Florida Man Attempts To Cash $368 Billion Check
By Kelly Broich Originally published as satire on Moron.com in 2015 Republished here to reflect original authorship and public record JACKSONVILLE, Florida – Jeff Waters walked into a Bank of America Monday morning and attempted to cash a check for $368,000,000,000 dollars. The check Waters had written to ‘Cash’ was
Seattle Man Claims He Is Kurt Cobain
SEATTLE – A Seattle man, who says he is Kurt Cobain, claims he did not die by a self-inflicted gunshot wound on April 5th, 1994. “It [suicide] was a way to get the media attention and all the stupid fans off my back so I could live in peace,” Cobain said. “But now I
Murder Suspect Tries To Pin Killings On A Monster
WACO, Texas – Mercy Stayson, representing himself in court, brought a peculiar defense to his murder trial by blaming the violent killings of an elderly couple, John and Melinda Orr, on a monster. Mercy, who lived across the street from the Orr’s, said he saw a hairy, fanged 15 ft monster enter the couple’s home through
