If you’re going to do this at your job in a public place, you deserve to get humiliated on the Internet.

MADISON, West Virginia – Boone County resident, Jasper June, 72, was arrested today on felony charges of manufacturing and distributing homemade “energy drinks” containing the powerful stimulate methamphetamine. The Boone County drug task force raided June’s tree fort (June lives in 200 sq. ft. tree fort on his brother’s property)

AUSTIN, Texas – A 20-year veteran of the U.S. Postal Office, Casey Brown, 44, was arrested Monday morning when federal agents raided his Austin apartment recovering 75,000 stolen Netflix DVDs. Brown had been pilfering DVDs since Netflix started its once popular home DVD delivery service. Police wouldn’t detail how they caught Brown other than it involved an elaborate surveillance effort including

LEE COUNTY, Fla. — A Florida Man, 44, was arrested after he was busted on surveillance video bumping into the back of a patrol car and ‘boogie dancing’ on the SUV’s roof while Hall & Oates’ “Rich Girl” and Supertramp’s “Goodbye Stranger” blasted from his car. According to a police