A guy has a special surprise for his girlfriend he caught cheating. He makes her hold a towel over her face as he leads her into the house. Inside their bedroom, he tells her to remove the towel. SURPRISE!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

I was going to add paragraph breaks and punctuation, but instead decided to give you this Facebook status update written exactly how the author intended. Transcription: Ok Facebook I’m saying a lot of things going on about the Confederate flag. I’m going to be the first one to tell you that

Every day Facebook provides us with facepalming idiocy. I have no idea what the kids are wearing these days, but I do know you can’t go to school dressed liked a trashy stripper. In case it’s hard to read on mobile, here is a transcription of what she posted along

Earlier this week, South Carolina man, Patrick Doggett, 53, dialed 911 to complain that his girlfriend would not have sex with him. According to the police report, Doggett told the 911 operator: “My girlfriend, Ms. Faye Woodruff, won’t give me no ass.” Woodroof told Police that Doggett “had been drinking

A Manhattan woman is suing her 12-year-old nephew after he jumped into her arms welcoming her to his eighth birthday party. Jennifer Connell, the aunt, claims her nephew acted unreasonably as his exuberant welcoming went too far, knocking her to the ground and breaking her wrist back in 2011. Connell

This was sent into us. Email: “I saw this fat lady taking a dump in the middle of the freeway. I was driving by and got off one shot. She yelled at me to ‘mind my own business!’ but, when you take a crap in broad daylight, it unfortunately becomes

MOULTRIE, Georgia — Jared Fournier walked into American Pawn yesterday and tried to pawn an old Sega Genesis for $700 telling the clerk it was “special” and “worth more than just a regular one.” When workers checked the console, they found a bag of crystal meth inside the game cartridge

Several great Florida Man misadventures this week. We started with the 91-year-old man who shot at landscapers for getting grass on his car. Now we have this one. Jason Tackett, 38, tried suffocating his live-in girlfriend after he caught her reading her ex-boyfriend’s obituary. The couple, who have only been

Okay, this is Not Safe For Work. If your boss happens to be walking by and you need a quick out, CLICK HERE. Now, onto these gross lovebirds… at least go into the bushes, you idiots!! It’s BROAD DAYLIGHT. Have some shame!! Children could be watching!!

As we all know, Craigslist is a goldmine for insane stuff. This guy put up one of the weirdest ads of all-time. I can’t imagine he got any real responses, but you never know these days. CL ad transcript: I want a big beautiful Mexican lady here in Detroit to