Detroit Man Seeks Woman to Fart in His Mouth
As we all know, Craigslist is a goldmine for insane stuff. This guy put up one of the weirdest ads of all-time.
I can’t imagine he got any real responses, but you never know these days.
CL ad transcript:
I want a big beautiful Mexican lady here in Detroit to fart in my mouth. I’m going to lie on my waterbed and you squat over my face so I can open my mouth and wrap my lips around your a**hole. I need you to fart loud and long filling up my mouth, while I masturbate.
We decided to respond to this moron’s ad:
Hola, I’m a Mexican woman (600lbs) and would love to fart in your mouth. How we get this going?
Do your farts smell?
Right answer. But they need to be loud and long.
Loud and long I can do. I’ve eaten a lot of Taco Bell today.
Eating Taco Bell before is not acceptable.
I’m ready to fart in your mouth now. S**t or get off the pot.
Just call me RIGHT NOW (you better have a strong Spanish accent) and let’s talk about where I want you to eat before I inhale your farts. I prefer you eat organic food and it be vegan. XXX-XXX-XXXX
Why does it matter where I’ve eaten?
Call me now, goddamnit!!
STOP YELLING AT ME!!!!
You want the job or not?
Job? Does this pay?
I pay in food. Call me, please. I prefer to talk over the phone as my mother often checks this email.
We couldn’t muster the courage to call him. WTF?