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A heroin junkie showed up at this guy’s house and wouldn’t leave. She then got the idea to maybe hit him with some pepper spray. That’s when they stopped her.
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I have no idea what they’re saying, but it can’t feel good to have a man pressing hard on your pregnant belly with his foot in an attempt to expel demons.  
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I guess maybe we could wipe out starvation if we took his advice. But I think most people would rather just go ahead and starve to death.
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Pumping your arms full of oil has become a new and quick way to get muscles and become popular in Brazil. One young guy did it and fell into massive pain and had to have his bicep cut open by a doctor and the fluid drained out. It’s unknown if any
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MOBILE, Alabama — With gay marriage now legal in all 50 states and rainbow flags (the universal symbol for gay pride) flying all over the country, one man who makes it a point to destroy every rainbow flag and spray paint over rainbow bumper stickers he sees, now wants to
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CHICAGO – Chicago police were called to a home after a 911 call to find a woman hitting herself in the head with a crowbar. When two officers tried to calm Jenny Peak, 33, she dropped the crowbar and started running her head into a living room wall. Peak then began punching herself in the stomach and breasts yelling “take that,
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WNDU TV reports that LaPorte, Indiana police arrived at JJ’s Sideout Bar & Grill early Sunday morning after a man refused to leave the premises after not being able to produce identification. Police found Richard Mullins, 41, barefoot and holding his sandals on the sidewalk. Minutes before, bar staff had escorted Mullins outside
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Most folks would have just called the police, but this is a funnier way to get a drunk redneck to leave your property.
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This dude is wasted at 10 am and goes to the store to buy more beer. He has been deemed the Drunkest Guy Ever… because he is. Music from 2001: A Space Odyssey soundtrack.